i found an Alienn!!

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Hi ms/mr alien?

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: Times square, statue of liberty, museums, to the movies and all these other events and places. we eat food and play sport. we swim, play football. we do all these other things that you dont need to know

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: We have acid on our planet and that is what we consume to make our stomachs satisfied. we sleep upside down on our hands. if you harm us or pierce our skin black stuff comes out and they eat you.

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: we mind our own business i guess unlike you guys. we have our own lives and it not called being angry.

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: we hug each and every person that we see. then we punch them in their face. thats how we greet people. there very little people on our planet.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: because we fight for what our country wants even if its not necessary. they like violence i suppose.

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: naah theyre not the best thing on our planet theyre not all that god. we dont eat them every day because its a 'treat' and is not eaten every day. we have other foods and they taste better then that

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: i told you acid!

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: i dont know why we dont care. i care. they dont think that the earth is going down because all this that theyre doing. some people that care grow trees and clean up the environment a little